AMERICAN BIDET (full article available in upcoming BF issue)

"look here, leper, you better wipe your ass better next time or i'm gonna wobble you like a wop!! I'm serious because I used a racial slur!"

Tired of hearing this from friends, co-workers and lovers, alike?

I was too.

THEN I WENT TO A PARTAY AND DECIDED TO POOP IN A NEW WAY! AN AMERICAN WAY! AN AMERICAN BIDET!

to be continued...................................................................





Because, after all, I'm living my life just like you, day bi-det!